We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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