I want to stick my p in your. b.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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