real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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