That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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