Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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