even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Let's paint friendship bongs
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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