You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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