What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Fuck appropriateness.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
