...so i touched it.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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