i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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