OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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