Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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