sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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