My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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