Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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