are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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