Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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