My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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