So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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