with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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