Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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