Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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