her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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