Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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