ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Please don't give away my fajitas
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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