That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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