these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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