Dual....:-)
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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