can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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