If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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