We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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