Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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