Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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