How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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