We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"