But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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