Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women

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(310): View more from California

i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????

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(415): View more from California

fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.

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(614): View more from Ohio

He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick

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(858): View more from California

Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.

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(301): View more from Maryland

The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.

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(716): View more from New York

you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"

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(954): View more from Florida

is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

yes. but it works for you

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