Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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