Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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