Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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