**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I believe in your delicious
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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