This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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