dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Panties = found
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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