Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
So much Jack, so little girl.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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