Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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