Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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