He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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