you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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