discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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