Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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