We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
one might say we're banned from that church
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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