I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she looked like the before picture.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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