I got chris browned last night
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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