the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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