It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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