no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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