STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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